For offerrings, he likes spicy cheetos and coca cola. If you drink beer, there’s always beer… As for talking with him, just be honest. Don’t bullshit. Be polite! That’s really it. He’s not gonna bite. At least I don’t think. You seem pretty nice and not like someone he’d bite at.

aksjdgkallkhkjljsakld the hilarity behind this is that spicy cheetos and coca cola are my literal favorite snacks. This works perfectly, thank you!!