Life tip (for bi women): the next time a guy is all like “so you’re bi huh? does that mean you want to have a threesome” say “yes!” and then explain how you’ve always loved the idea of sleeping with two men at once
what do I do if he’s into it
~party time~
Update since I actually tried this a few months ago: He was all “you know, we’re both really attractive, i bet we could easily find a third to join us”. I said, “yeah definitely, do you have a brother by any chance?”
“…yes”
“Is he hot?”
“Please stop”