breelandwalker:

witchymashedpotatoes:

me: *looks up how to be mysterious*

Me: -offers protips-

• When waiting in public, read something with a serene look on your face.
• If possible, make the book something esoteric or philosophical.
• Always have ready a sly smile and a raised eyebrow.
• Practice giving people a knowing look when they give you odd ones.
• Failing that, a smile and a dead-eyed stare work pretty well too.
• Grin conspiratorially at small children who peek at you.
• Wear black if you like, but whatever you wear, make it a statement.
• Maintain confident posture, even when relaxed.
• Walk in like you own the place but aren’t making a big deal of it
• Walk out like you’re coming off a stage.
• Whistle nonsense tunes at birds.
• Pat trees affectionately and smile at them.
• Go to movies and cafes by yourself. Make no excuse.
• Be polite to people but offer no personal details in conversation.
• Always Keep People Guessing.

Have fun! 🙂