Author: dewymoose

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jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

There’s a video of her where she carved her dog a bed of irish spring soap just because her followers asked her to

And they had to go through all the trouble, and he didn’t like it at the end.

georgiafauna:

🌘 Mercury retrograde 2018 🌒

Things to look out for during this retrograde:

✨Ex partners hitting you up: during these three weeks it’s more likely than ever that your ex might drop you a dm or a text, nostalgia is a bitch and it’s working harder than Kris Jenner for the foreseeable.

✨Poor communication skills: don’t get mad if your pals over react or you just can’t find the right words for a while. Mercury is the planet of communication so expect to feel like your fighting waves to get your point across.

✨Maybe don’t plan any long trips: don’t be surprised if your car breaks down or your trains are delayed, mercury rules that shit and she’s well and truly keeping us firmly at home during this retrograde.

✨Leo season, bitch: since mercury is in Leo at the moment Leo’s will be feeling the effects of this retrograde more than the rest of us. However, this also means that Leo traits will trickle down, making most of us a lot more outspoken, confident and risky. Be careful when you run your mouth, it might come back to bite you by September!

✨Learn!: most of all a retrograde is a great time to learn, during the hard times and confusing moments the next 3 weeks will bring, take comfort in the knowledge that it’s all to help you grow and ‘this too shall pass’.

Stay safe earthlings ✨💫🌙