rl neko atsume encounter

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

Hawk Stuck In Car Grille Was So Glad Someone Helped Him Escape

This poor hawk got his beak stuck in the front of a car. No one could believe it when he finally flew away!

The Dodo

www.thedodo.com

https://twitter.com/dodo/status/1027978384612237312

andantegrazioso:

This place holds more magic than any palace in the world | Legend 1985

andantegrazioso:

The movie with Tom Cruise and rainbow unicorns before they were popular | Legend 1985

thepowerwithin:

Are you a Wanderer of Nature?

havisham:

#now THIS is a selkie

Spell to not give a shit:

saintdandy:

daughter-of-odin:

syriofwolves:

Light a candle, whisper your problem to it, then say:

“I do not give a shit.

You can’t make me give a shit.

My last fuck has flown.”

And blow out the candle, symbolizing you blowing out the shit you were supposed to give.

I love
This spell with all my heart.