
rl neko atsume encounter
brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah
Hawk Stuck In Car Grille Was So Glad Someone Helped Him Escape
This poor hawk got his beak stuck in the front of a car. No one could believe it when he finally flew away!
The movie with Tom Cruise and rainbow unicorns before they were popular | Legend 1985

Light a candle, whisper your problem to it, then say:
“I do not give a shit.
You can’t make me give a shit.
My last fuck has flown.”
And blow out the candle, symbolizing you blowing out the shit you were supposed to give.
I love
This spell with all my heart.