the-gayest-dovah:

Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette

Me: I want to make life long friends and have a cool group of people to hang out with! College will be my time to SOCIALIZE and MEET COOL PEOPLE

Also me: *ticks off that I want a private bedroom in a private townhouse with a private study space and no roommate*