cunningcelt:

witch-kraft-singles:

Green witches, do I have the book for you!
Trying to figure out what wild plants you can use in your craft can be difficult, but with Billy Joe Tatum’s Wild Foods Field Guide, it becomes easy. The book is not written with the knowledge of magick, but being able to identify and use things in you environment really keeps you in touch with nature.
Not only does the book tell you where to find 70 different wild plants, but it also has pictures and recipes for the things you find.
This book is a must have for all foragers, witches, and nature enthusiasts!

Careful sis

hollyjpaulsen:

beyoncepatronus:

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.

Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”

So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.

So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”

kemeticcallouts:

1) You can believe whatever you want, but people have the right to criticize you on those beliefs. I also notice how you worded the temple’s practices into a euphemism. The practice in question is excluding transgender individuals which is pretty much the definition of transphobia. A temple can certainly choose to do this. It’s completely legal to do it, but these beliefs and private business practices can also be transphobic and morally wrong. 

2) Speculating publicly that a person identifies as genderfluid solely for “victim points” is also transphobic. 

The people in this conversation are anubianpagan, belovedbysetandsekhmet, and bakenmut-the-tired-vulture. 

–Mod Birb

moonlitmagic:

The 2 Stereotypical Extremes of Witchcraft

older, traditional spells: gather 12 acorn tops, 4 leaves of some plant you literally can’t find for shit in your area, the blood of your enemies, your first baby tooth, and a cat’s foot– NO NOT A REAL ONE YOU MONSTER it’s a code for an ingredient!, also some questionable bones, then spin clockwise 3 times on the 2nd night of the first waning moon in the month of july at exactly 3:17 a.m., end facing northeast, meditate for 3 hours then say a really complicated incantation except BONUS ITS IN LATIN which you definitely can’t speak! Then make sure you draw this EXACT pattern on the ground, get up, spin counter clockwise 3 times, and bury everything you touched during the process. this spell came from a 700 year old book and it is top secret and no one has ever changed how it’s done so NEITHER CAN YOU. this is the only way to get results.

new age spells: i mean maybe you should have this stuff but it’s probably fine if you don’t. you can literally do this spell with a paperclip. sing a song & BOOM magic. doing it during this moon phase will help but its ok the moon will forgive you if u don’t. i did this thing but idk do whatever you want. light a candle or like pull one up on your phone or smth. think REALLY HARD for like 5 mins. if you don’t have supplies and also don’t want to speak just write everything down. i wrote this spell this morning and i’m pretty sure it’s good to go so i’m sharing it with the world bc i wanna be helpful! also burning things works. no specific or funny words just say what you feel! this herb worked for me but honestly it hasn’t been known to work for this kind of stuff so maybe don’t do that? maybe u should ask the moon to help. additionally i took this from the internet i’m sure it works bc no one said it doesn’t. do u feel it? no? its okay man try again. you can literally do anything you want in this process, you’re magic, you’re the boss.

now listen no shade bc both are ME ASF and both work perfectly well but i just think the two varying stereotypes are the funniest shit