breelandwalker:

witchymashedpotatoes:

me: *looks up how to be mysterious*

Me: -offers protips-

  • When waiting in public, read something with a serene look on your face.
  • If possible, make the book something esoteric or philosophical.
  • Always have ready a sly smile and a raised eyebrow.
  • Practice giving people a knowing look when they give you odd ones.
  • Failing that, a smile and a dead-eyed stare work pretty well too.
  • Grin conspiratorially at small children who peek at you.
  • Wear black if you like, but whatever you wear, make it a statement.
  • Maintain confident posture, even when relaxed.
  • Walk in like you own the place but aren’t making a big deal of it
  • Walk out like you’re coming off a stage.
  • Whistle nonsense tunes at birds.
  • Pat trees affectionately and smile at them.
  • Go to movies and cafes by yourself. Make no excuse.
  • Be polite to people but offer no personal details in conversation.
  • Always Keep People Guessing.

Have fun! 🙂

Little blessings

mothmaam:

May you find exactly what you’re looking for.
May you find $20 of the ground today.
May you have enough money to treat yourself.
May you be in good health.
May whatever aliment that is afflicting you clear up.
May your day go easy.
May your day go without stress.
May your pets be extra cuddly.
May you find $10 where you least expect it.
May your customers be kind.
May you deal with only nice customers today.
May your pets be in good health.
May your bills be paid on time.
May you have enough money to pay your bills.
May you find companionship soon.
May your partner kiss/hug you today.
May your partner compliment you today.

healing-sun-witch:

☀️Sun water☀️

🌞Used for:

Protection, healing (especially physical), happiness, truth, clairvoyance, courage, strength, prosperity, luck, self-love, cleansing, confidence, leadership, justice, gardening, growth, warmth, comfort, fertility, and creativity

🌞How to make it:

Leave the water on a sunny windowsill or outside, preferably in direct sunlight. Sunrise, 9 am, 12 pm, and 3 pm are perfect times for this, or you can leave it from sunrise to sunset. You can also add herbs and flowers to it as well (lemon peels, orange peels, marigolds, chamomile, cinnamon, sunflower, etc.) Or charge it with some stones (like sunstone, orange calcite, citrine, tigers eye, goldstone or carnelian), but please don’t put these stones in the water. You can also make a sun tea with sun water for a very potent solar spell.

drpepperphd:

surreal:

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG