nerd-of-doom: Someone: I need some volunteers to help lift this heavy object Me, a lazy and weak individual: please don’t ask me please don’t ask me Someone: I need some big strong men to lift this! You don’t have to help. Me, filled with irrational feminist rage: wtf i’ll lift that couch up one handed and bench press it
noteventhatcooll: Touchy girls are the best. Like yes play with my hair, give me arm tickles, and hold my hand whenever you want. There are very few things more great than skin on skin contact with the person you love.
fair--y backup 