“Tumblr wont let me answer asks :(” “I have received your ask!” aka “I have no energy to answer these asks right now so I’m going to post some lame excuse on my blog so I can avoid them for another day”

Listen here on tumblr dot com my options are pretentious folk witches who use “art thou not worthy enough to even SNIFF witchcraft” and modern witches who disrespect any culture they can get their hands on so

Me: I want to make life long friends and have a cool group of people to hang out with! College will be my time to SOCIALIZE and MEET COOL PEOPLE

Also me: *ticks off that I want a private bedroom in a private townhouse with a private study space and no roommate*