if politicians end up destroying this planet and we have to shoot off to mars, I want to be seated next to a flat-earther on the rocket ship just to watch their reaction when they see earth

>Roommate throws a fit and wraps everything of hers up in the kitchen or hides it in her room

>Things left over that haven’t been taken are her oven mitten and some table mats

>I move them both in a pile in the corner because I am Petty

>Get a text saying to NOT touch her stuff

>I reply with “Sorry they weren’t wrapped in plastic like all your other things so I thought it was okay 

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>Silence