the-typhonian:

rudjedet:

thatlittleegyptologist:

r-incels:

peashooter85:

Ancient Egyptian statue of the god Osiris

whys it gotta be like that

♫Several days before Christmas, 

I tagged @rudjedet in

Another post about Osiris’ wang ♫

(Honestly guys, it’s Christmas miracle that this statue still has it’s fish food stick what with surviving the Victorians and all that)

Have yourself a D-fifty-two Christmas
Let your heart be light (important if you do not want to see it devoured by Ammit)
As we lie, our dicks will be in plain sight
Have yourself a golden-dicked Christmas
Make Isis happy 

Talk about rockin’ out with your cock out.