childofacatgoddess:

koramio:

ray-winters-sings:

watercolor-gryphon:

Mens shampoo turns woman to stone

Mens sunscreen catapults women into the sun

Admittedly the raser thing ain’t wrong if you ever used one

Used many. Yeah it’s wrong.

If I use a woman’s razor I maybe get two hairs. If I use a mens razor I jet off a water slide like a fucking rocket