legendarydragondefender:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Observation: I have never broken a bone
Hypothesis: I am boneless
Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice
Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

I’m an astrophysicist. 

Seen here is the difference between someone who thinks they’re a science enthusiast, and an actual fucking scientist.

Actual scientists are large children who take logic and scientific process to weird extremes, while racing down laboratory corridors on wheelie chairs.