the gods only take cold fiji water

rosenagldky:

lunaticonthenile:

smarmychristopagan:

nassadii:

girlandfox:

smarmychristopagan:

maa-kheru:

smarmykemeticpagan:

the gods have no college student devotees, confirmed

i tried to offer set a coke and i got struck by lightning on the spot

you shouldve known better my dude, the pyramid texts specifically mention brand name fiji water

I offered Ra Sunny Delight and he kicked me off the barque

wepwawet gets sprite and Sobek gets tazo passion tea.

you lousy heretic

I offered oolong tea to Hethert and she slapped me with her titty.

You make that sound like a punishment