madamehearthwitch:

daughter-of-artemis:

“The gods wouldn’t want you to punch a Nazi!!!”

Ares defender of the weak would like to disagree.
Zeus upholder of justice would like to disagree.
Artemis and Apollon protectors of young girls and boys would like to disagree.
Hera protector of women would like to fucking disagree.

Miss me with that nonviolence shit my gods will fuck you up if you prey on the weak/minorities. They know vengeance and justice and punching a Nazi is the least you can do in Their service.

Every single one of my gods would quite happily lay a Nazi out cold.

Otherwise they wouldn’t be my gods.

legendarydragondefender:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Observation: I have never broken a bone
Hypothesis: I am boneless
Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice
Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

I’m an astrophysicist. 

Seen here is the difference between someone who thinks they’re a science enthusiast, and an actual fucking scientist.

Actual scientists are large children who take logic and scientific process to weird extremes, while racing down laboratory corridors on wheelie chairs.

cwote:

Are you hurting right now? I’m sorry. Times can get bad. Life can sometimes be down right shitty. Maybe you relapsed for the first time, or even the tenth time. Maybe you had a panic attack and isolated yourself from friends and family today. Maybe you’re someone who thinks they don’t have any friends or family to care about them. For whatever it is you’re going through, I want you to take a deep breath, fuck it, take 5 deep breaths. In through your nose and out through your mouth. Relax. Remain calm. You can do this. Life will go on and you need to be around to see what happens next, okay?